Aaah! You have a woman's purse, my lord! I wager that purse has never been used as a rowing boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it! more…
Hello! I took a deep breath and joined, but now I'd like to know a few contract details, ie:
a) what are the working hours?
b) how much do you pay per hour?
c) what pension scheme am I on and what is your contribution to it?
d) what is my share in any "finders-keepers"?
e) where is my uniform?
f) do you have chil more…
Recent comments (22)
In response to: "AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!" 17 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
HELLO OWNERS OF BMW SPONSORS OOER your search engines keep what we say author well done! more…
In response to: "Pirate?" 140 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
i like the movie. i like Jonney Depp more…
In response to: "Arrrrrrr!" 140 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
You are a telant more…
In response to: "AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!" 252 days old
by boredrich [Member]
my god is the sea captain from the simpsons visiting :)) more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 450 days old
by mattk [Member]
Aaah! You have a woman's purse, my lord! I wager that purse has never been used as a rowing boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it!
more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 452 days old
by Taz2403 [Member]
you forgot one very important thing mate...
i'm captain jack sparrow. more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 459 days old
by mattk [Member]
But why is the rum gone?? more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 459 days old
by kendersrule Pro
*sulk* more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 463 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Hello! I took a deep breath and joined, but now I'd like to know a few contract details, ie:
a) what are the working hours?
b) how much do you pay per hour?
c) what pension scheme am I on and what is your contribution to it?
d) what is my share in any "finders-keepers"?
e) where is my uniform?
f) do you have chil more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 465 days old
by hebburndelboy [Member]
good fer you! more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 466 days old
by lostjohnny [Member]
I joined and sleep next to the binnacle! more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 466 days old
by hebburndelboy [Member]
nope! more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 466 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
is there soft toilet paper? more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 467 days old
by hebburndelboy [Member]
exactly ! more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 467 days old
by hebburndelboy [Member]
its the plank for you!! more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 467 days old
by Shipscook [Member]
Oi watch it there's only one rubber ring per cabin more…
In response to: "A message from the Captain." 467 days old
by kevinwilson Pro
but the ship's full skipper.
i'm sharing a cabin with shipscook and grumpus and i want a transfer.
otherwise, i'll swim for it. more…
In response to: "Arrrrrr!" 474 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Geez, Jack Frost is clinical... Don't even try any of that shit here.
Comic: So, a horse walks-
Jack Frost: Why the long face. more…
In response to: "Arrrrrr!" 474 days old
by hebburndelboy [Member]
that's where I got that joke from! more…
In response to: "Arrrrrr!" 474 days old
by jackfrost Pro
http://www.piratejokes.net/jokes more…
In response to: "The blighter!" 476 days old
by hebburndelboy [Member]
feel free Mr Prydwen! more…
In response to: "The blighter!" 476 days old
by prydwen [Member]
Looks like we need to press gang some land lubbers more…